What slut doesn't like porn?

We have lots of porn. LOTS. Stacks and stacks. Probably hundreds of DVDs, and each one has several movies on it. My husband has more on his computer, but that’s the stuff specific to his interests, and I’m also guessing some stuff he likes to watch without me. I honestly think we have more porn than we could watch in this lifetime, but he keeps seeking out more. But there are worse things to be hung up on, and I often reap the benefits, so it’s all good.

Some porn is boring. How many times can you watch a hard dick slamming in and out of some random pussy before the yawning begins? I know – men love that stuff. But women need something a little more interesting. Storyline is always great, but variety is what really sells a porn for me. Well, that and two women or group sex.

The majority of our porn involves straight sex, lots of fucking and blow jobs with the usual money shots. We have some group stuff which can be hot. For me, I confess it’s chick porn I like most. Especially true dyke porn – the stuff made by dykes for dykes – HOT! I love porn with humor, too. There’s a Star Trek series, a Brady Bunch porn, a bunch of spoofs –there’s nothing better than laughing while fucking.

Fashionistas is a brilliant porn flick – if you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend you seek it out. It’s a great porn for chicks, so if you want to watch one with your woman – that’s a good place to start. Another good couples porn flick is Pirates – a truly excellent choice.

I’ve never really understood women (or men) who have a problem with porn. The "degrading to women" argument is obviously not going to hold water with me – I am a slut, after all. But the argument that having sex should be enough, or that it’s dirty, or that it’s cheating, for god’s sake – what a fucking joke. If you just don’t get off on it, I can almost support that – women are generally less turned on by visual stimuli. And frankly, I get that to an extent and can get burned out. I have never masturbated to a mere picture of anything or anyone. I like porn magazines, but it’s just fun to look – if I was going to get off on them, I’d need a story or something else to go with it. But being opposed to porn seems ridiculous to me. What’s the harm in watching some people you will never meet getting it on, and possibly spanking the monkey while you watch? I just don't get the problem.

Speaking of magazines – why in the hell are they so expensive? Our favorites have always been Taboo and Nugget. It’s been a while since we got them, though – are they still out there? They are kinky and fun, great pictures and lots of creative ideas. Some stuff is too far out even for me, but it’s still hot to look at. Strangely, the one magazine we get in the mail is Playboy – totally vanilla, but also fun. I always turn immediately to the back and check out the pictures of celebrities caught with their tits hanging out or some other flash shot. Love that.

I love putting a porn in the DVD player and lying in bed with my husband, playing with each other while we watch whatever perversions are unfolding onscreen. He teases me mercilessly, often bringing me to the very edge of orgasm multiple times and then denying me over and over again. By the time we start fucking in earnest, I am ready to explode and basically willing to do whatever he wants just to be able to come.

Of course, it can work both ways – I love doing that to him as well. Could anyone ask for anything more in a good marriage?

Porn is good. We may watch some tonight. I just need to make sure to grab my monster cock...