Wednesday

A slut likes her toys

We have all kinds of toys. Sex toys. Masturbation toys. Fuck toys. Bondage toys. Clothes. Whips. Lubes. Clamps. Ropes. Dildos. Vibrators. Strap-ons. Interesting extras like anal beads, bondage tape, paddles, speculums, and of course lots and lots of porn. We’ll talk about that another time.

My husband and I like clothes, with me dressing up (or down) when we can. Slutty and skimpy around the house is always fun. He loves high heels. I even have some five inch stilettos. And short skirts, tight shorts, slutty half-tops – we like it all. We like some of the fetish items like corsets too.

But when it comes to toys I have a specific favorite. The monster cock.

We bought it a very long time ago, back in college. I hope it’s as sturdy as it looks, because I will cry and cry if anything ever happens to it. It’s a red jelly dildo, and it’s huge. 12 inches long, 6.5 inches in diameter. We call it the monster cock for a reason. When we first bought it, I couldn’t get it inside me. We had to really work at it – what a delicious task that was! It was delightfully painful, delicious torture - begging him to stop, begging for more. He likes to stretch me out. Funny, I thought all guys liked women to be tight. Not my husband. He says it’s proof of what a slut I am. So now, after years of using the monster cock, I can take it all - and yet it still feels so damn good. No man could ever measure up to this thing, and nothing (artificial) has ever felt so good inside me.

When my husband really gets going, sometimes he pistons it in and out of me so fast I’m surprised my puss doesn’t catch on fire. Times like that I have orgasms so strong, I almost can’t stand it. My body wants to explode from the inside out. I can’t possibly describe the sensations, they are far too intense. All I know is that my brain feels too large for my skull and my pussy seems to have engulfed my body completely – no other body parts appear to exist. All I can feel is the enormous cock slamming in and out of me, faster and faster, harder and harder, deeper and deeper.

I fucking love being fucked with that thing.

My husband surprised me and bought a new 'monster cock' – but this thing isn't a sex toy. It's a fucking Army weapon. It’s twice the size of the red one. It’s ridiculous. We’ve tried, but I can’t get it inside. It’s far too big for any normal woman. But he said he’s sure we’ll be able to get it in eventually – because I am a slut, not a normal woman. He's probably right and I'll let him keep trying to get it in but I have my doubts that it will ever fit.

All kinds of toys are fun, and I am always up for a new one of any kind. But old favorites never fail to please. The monster cock is the best toy I’ve ever had. What more could a cock-craving slut ask for when she's waiting for the real thing?